High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.
badscienceshenanigans:

fitz-simmonsy:

this makes me really, really happy

That’s not weirdPeople who don’t like cool bugs are weirdand obviously they’d have to be dead, they’re much lower-maintenance that way

badscienceshenanigans:

fitz-simmonsy:

this makes me really, really happy

That’s not weird

People who don’t like cool bugs are weird

and obviously they’d have to be dead, they’re much lower-maintenance that way

happy birthday hermione (sept 19, 1979)

chazkeats:

autisticenjolras:

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

hellofromthelegend:

((I thought I would just post all of Godzilla’s cute little reactions from yesterday because I kinda like them, especially the colored one))

clintashamcu97:

Clintasha & Text Posts Part 2

fucktsunvmi:

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

yes.

meister-de-cachinnation:

bravedisneyfanatic:

Artwork by Hubidehubbe


"I have just the friend for you."

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

qvw:

* wants attention but also uncomfortable with attention *

Love: I’ve seen the ugly parts of you, and I’m staying.

steampunksteampunk:

Ladies Steampunk Gypsy Boho Boots http://steampunksteampunk.tumblr.com/

disneyisinmyblood:

Can Squishy be the official tumblr spirit animal?