bippityboppityboo:

my heart needs a dog

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

memewhore:

I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS


I’ll never get tired of these verses - 1 Corinthians 13:4-8

I’ll never get tired of these verses - 1 Corinthians 13:4-8

Robin Williams isn’t dead. He’s just waiting in the jungle until someone rolls a 5 or 8.
dedicated to Robin Williams (1951-2014)

pastadeamendoimcomgeleia:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

a rubber band pistol was confiscated from math class because it was a weapon of math destruction

image

at-perea:

the-space-ghost:

If you don’t think space is the tightest shit then you’re wrong

Nebulae

mermaid-destiny:

IT’S A HAUNTED MANSION CAKE OMG

mermaid-destiny:

IT’S A HAUNTED MANSION CAKE OMG

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

orchidbreezefc:

the real tragedy is how few dad jokes james potter got to make

hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed

fleurbot:

WHEN U LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE AND A SHOELACE 

little-bit-of-a-fixer-upper:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

a-hard-days-write:

take it away penny

I really hope people get this reference

if you dont get this reference you need to go figure it out right now cuz this is the best thing

this is lovely

little-bit-of-a-fixer-upper:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

a-hard-days-write:

take it away penny

I really hope people get this reference

if you dont get this reference you need to go figure it out right now cuz this is the best thing

this is lovely